- normal person: watches a movie, likes it a lot, the end
- me: watches a movie, likes it a lot, becomes obsessed with it, falls madly in love with at least one character in it, makes artwork and writes fan fiction based off of it, devotes countless hours to blogging, talking, and flailing about it, cries and rolls around on the floor at least once per day because of how much I love it, dies of emotional reaction to it, the end.
(At this moment)
Me: There’s a infestation of wasps in the womens bathroom.
Boss: I know
Me: …I killed twelve in over a hour, I won’t be able to complete my work like this.
Boss: The nest is in the fan I’ll take care of it on monday when its more calm on the course.
Me: -does my best ‘you better be fucking kidding me’ face-
Boss: Or tomorrow..I can do it tomorrow when I come in.
WHY NOT RIGHT NOW?!
I could close the doors and put a sign saying do not use. Why does he have to wait until tomorrow? I do not see any logic in this.
boybands are weird because they always sing about how this one girl is really hot and special and it just makes me confused and wonder if they’re going to try and share her or just completely gang bang her or what
/Told friends I’m becoming Jake English for a con
/Told them I must learn horrible fake english accent
NOW WE HAVE A PLAN TO ONLY SPEAK IN HORRIBLE ENGLISH ACCENTS WHEN WE SEE EACH OTHER.
…we see other all day everyday
MY LIFE WHY.
Dirk…all your fault. ALL THE BLAME